Monday, June 27, 2005

Journal Gazette | 06/26/2005 | Lawmakers hardly laughing at Daniels’ latest jokes

Journal Gazette | 06/26/2005 | Lawmakers hardly laughing at Daniels’ latest jokes:

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"written by his Republican colleagues – which he describes in this way:

Senate Bill 569 – “which requires the state to distribute information telling adults to tell kids to stop playing ball during thunderstorms.”

Senate Bill 382 – “which will send every bartender in the state for classes on I’m not sure what. How to spot a drunk, or that the legal drinking age is still 21. Or something.”

Senate Bill 140 – “which clarifies the rules around charity duck (rubber, not feathered) racing. Don’t ask.”"

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